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Computer Gender Joke
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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

''House'' for instance, is feminine: ''la casa.'' ''Pencil,'' however, is masculine: "el lapiz.''

 A student asked, ''What gender is 'computer'?'' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ''computer'' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
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Abbott and Costello Buy A Computer
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Abbott and Costello, the famous comedy duo from "the old days" get reinvented for the computer age.

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about
buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

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Coded Boobies
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geek boobiesSometimes geek women want you to stare at their chests.

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Star Wars Geek
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star wars geekWe all love Star Wars, and we love to swing light sabers, and quote scenes from the movies, but this guy has really taken it to the next level.

You couldn't pay me enough galactic credits to have those characters tattoo-ined on my body.

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Computer Hug
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computer hugFrom this image, I can't tell if the geek is hugging his server, if he's utilising it to keep warm, or using it as a pillow.

Well...he looks happy, whatever the "case" may be.

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What The F1
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f1 button, help button

You know you're in for a bad day when...

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World of Warcraft Can Preserve Your Virginity
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world of warcraftFor many parents, World of Warcraft is by far, the best form of birth control.


For only fifteen dollars a month, you can ensure that your son or daughter will always be safe at home on a Saturday night.

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Data Recovery For Dimwits, Dolts, And Deleters

If you work with computers in your business or line of work, you know that there's nothing more frustrating than accidentally deleting a file, or worse yet, losing your data entirely because of a hard drive crash, a power spike, or you do something careless like leaving your laptop in a coffee shop. But if you're like me, you take precautions, and you backup, backup, backup. But even if we are systematic in our data storing habits, sometimes we forget to back up our work when we need to the...
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Foraying Into The World Of Forex

As a computer geek (I prefer to call myself a man with an appreciation for redundant technologies) my desk has always been filled with monitors (four at present), and there's always room for more (well, there isn't, but I could always get a bigger desk). I use my monitors for a variety of tasks and pleasures, but I can never quite utilize the space the way professionals do, like stock traders. These forex wizards have charts, graphs, and updates running on multiple monitors, with stats,...
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