I had heard that the population of Earth had exceeded 7 billion, but I didn't know that that was the maximum capacity. Is it time for a culling, population control, or some human compression algorithm to reduce the planet's population or increase its size? Are we working on some sort ...

I may have ruined the punch line to this geek printer joke by posting it in the title post, but you can still have a laugh at Bob Marley's expense. I'm sure Bob was familiar with drums and rolling white paper. The originator of the Bob Marley jammin' printer here

I personally think that I've used at least four of these computer excuses, and my job title isn't any of those described in the comic!

1. "Computers, in the future, may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949. 2. "I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943. 3. "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country, and talked ...

A bunch of geek jokes I "found" while perusing the Web Below is a bunch of random geek jokes I found on Twitter and other geeky sources. "There's no place like 127.0.0.1 (baca;home)," "Girls are like internet domain name, the ones I like r already taken," "Roses r #FF0000, violets r #0000FF. All my ...

This is just a placemark post to correct formatting for the illustrious Geek Of The Day website, which was brutally destroyed in a freak server mishap. Rising from the ashes is the refurbished Geek Of The Day, and the steps have begun to rebuild and restore.

1st Twitter Date Guy: That was a great movie. So.. did you want to come up to my place and check out my TweetDeck? Girl: oh..uh.. no that's okay Guy: Well then how about my Twhirl pool? Girl: Look.. you're a cute guy, but after seeing your Fail Whale this just isn't going to ...

% cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist] % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate George Bush's incompetence? Unmatched ". % . % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier ...

When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that, probably, the printer only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer's manual and ...