APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Equipment

ASET
Automated Security Eraser Tool

ASP
Asinine Server Pages

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

BBS
Broad Based Sacrilege

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

CGI
Confusing Generic Immobilizer

DEC
Do Expect Cutbacks

DOS
Defunct Operating System

FAQ
Facetiously Answered Questions

HTML
Hallowed Tedious Misleading Language

IBM
I Beat Macintosh

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

ISP
Internet Severance Producers

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

OS/2
Obsolete Soon Too

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

RAM
Really Awful Memory

ROM
Rapid Operating Mistakes

SCSI
System Can't See It

UNIX
Upgraded Node in Xerox

WEB
World-Wide Economic Boondoggle

WWW
World Wide Wait