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Redneck's Guide To Computer Lingo |
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- Log on: Making the woodstove hotter.
- Log off: Don't add no more wood.
- Monitor: Keepin' an eye on that woodstove.
- Download: Gettin' the farwood off the truk.
- Mega Hertz: When yer not keerful gettin' that farwood downloaded.
- Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from tryin' to carry too much farwood.
- RAM: That thar thang whut splits the farwood.
- Hard Drive: Gettin' home in the winter tahm.
- Prompt: Whut the mail ain't in the winter tahm.
- Windows: Whut to shut when its cold outside.
- Screen: Whut to shut when its black fly season.
- Byte: Whut them dang flys do.
- Chip: Munchies for the TV
- Micro Chip: Whuts left in the munchies bag
- Infrared: Whur the left over munchies go...Fred eats 'em.
- Modem: Whatcha do to dem hay fields.
- Dot Matrix: Ol' Dan Matrix's wife
- Lap Top: Whur the kitty sleeps.
- Keyboard: Whur ya hang the dang keys.
- Software: Them dang plastic forks and knives.
- Mouse: That's whut eats the grain in the barn.
- Main Frame: That whut holds up the barn ruf.
- Port: Fancy flatlander wine.
- Enter: Yankee fer c'mon in y'all.
- Random Access Memory: When ya caint remember whut ya paid for yer new rifle when yore wife asks.
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