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You Know You've Been Online Too Long When |
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You know you've been on line too long when
- You start introducing yourself as "Jim @ oneonta.edu"
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
- Your phone bill is delivered in a box.
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- You get a tattoo that says, "This body best viewed with Netscape 4.0."
- You never have to deal with the busy signals because you never log off.
- You start tilting your head sideways whenever you smile ;-)
- Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you
buy another computer and install another phone line so that the two of
you can chat.
- Your computer goes down and you haven't logged in for two hours.
You start to tremble. You pick up the phone and dial your Internet
access number. You try to mimic computer noise in order to connect. You
succeed! (From the User Group Forum, AoL)
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