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Geek Of The Day: BlackDog |
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 Blackie is addicted to doggy porn.
Real Name: Blackie
Age: 43 human years
Resides: In the laundry room
Occupation: Family pet
Favourite Website: www.pets.com
Favourite Game Of All Time: Medal Of Honor: Dogs Of War
What Are You Working On Right Now: Trying to find a way to break the websurfing restrictions of Pet Nanny, a parental lock web-filtering program.
Current Wallpaper/Screensaver: A very compromising picture of the neighbour's poodle.
What's So Special About Your Computer: The voice recognition software which answers to my barks, and the drool-proof keyboard.
How Many Computers Do You Have: Just one, but it belongs to my owner.
Geekiest Moment: Chasing this object around in a circle for three hours before discovering it was my own tail.
When Did You First Realize You Were A Geek: When I started playing Paperboy on the Sega Game Gear.
If I Was A Program I'd Be: Fetch 3.03
Favourite Quote: "If you could do what I could do, you'd never leave the house."
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The Truth Behind The Geek (*creative liberties taken for the benefit of the reading audience)
Blackie, who spends far too much time on the Internet looking at doggie porn, is not ashamed of his canine carnality. Blackie, who downloads everything from alt.binaries.nude.pets, thinks that animal mating is natural, and there should be more of it on National Geographic specials. Blackie's hates cats (of course), and his favourite chew toy is a giant hot dog.
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