 Nickname:
"Boot"
Real Name: James
Age: 11110
Resides: Where the air smells like warm root beer and you can get your back shaved for a nickel.
Occupation: Teaching young Padawans the ways of
The Force.
Favourite websites: Fark, Something Awful, Green Branch Communications
Favourite application, game, and program of all time: NWN is just the bees knees what other game has a bitchen moding utility like that?
What are you working on right now: Playing: WoW, NWN, and KOTOR2. Developing: Green Branch Distance Education Software. Working on: Keeping my sanity because I have 536 different jobs.
What is your current Wallpaper/Screensaver: My current screen saver is a KOTOR2 screensaver, my background is from digital blasphemy (but rotates).
What's so special about your computer room: A photomosaic of the masterer of the force, Yoda.
How many computers do you have: 3. One: FC3 box for my DNS/gateway/firewall/NAT/webserver/remote file server. Two: A WIn2k desktop for games and uh...work... Three: A craptop. A craptop you say? Why yes. A laptop is just a laptop, but with a mount in the bathroom and a wireless connection it is a craptop.
What was your first computer: Tandy 1000HX...512k RAM baby!
Do you remember the first program you ran on it: DOS?????
Geekiest moment of your life: You ever see those guys in a heated discussion about what ship would win, a Star Destroyer or the Enterprise? Ya, that was me.
When did you first realize you were a geek: March 1984...I was wearing jams, a OP shirt, and I had a Flock of Seagulls hair cut....and I still looked like a doof.
If I was a program I'd be: Perl...Obfuscated and slightly nuts.
Favourite quote: "At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul."
What do you do when you're not at your computer(s): I don't know...This hasn't happened.
You have a time machine that can only be used once. If you use it you won't come back. What date would you set it to, and what ONE thing would you take with you (not a computer): I'd set the time machine for the year 3000. Philip J. Fry is my hero and Lelah is HOT! Oh, I'd bring the woman and if she didn't want to go, I'd have to go with a stack of "ancient technology."
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The Truth Behind The Geek (*creative liberties taken for the benefit of the reading audience)
James would just like to say that "If you don't go to greenbranchcommunications.com you will probably live a shallow life with inferior distance education tools. James, who is a programmer, a security guru, and a lover of all things frappuccino, was once stalked by Derek Smart for a little while, but he supposes everyone has. James, like many others, was very proud of the day he finally got a link accepted by the mods at Fark.
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