 Nickname: E-Bun
Real Name: The Easter Bunny
Age: Timeless
Resides: Some Warren
Occupation: Works one day a year delivering candy and chocolate to kids.
Favourite Website: Nestle
Favourite Game Or Program Of All Time: American Magee's Alice.
What Are You Working On Right Now: Trying to hook myself up with the people at General Foods to replace the Trix Rabbit, who I hear has been accused of inappropriate behavior with children.
Current Wallpaper/Screensaver: Nude image of Bugs Bunny's girlfriend, Daisy Lou.
When Did You First Realize You Were A Geek: When I spent an entire weekend searching through Doom 2's levels looking for all the Easter Eggs.
Favourite Quote: "It's DUCK season!"
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The Truth Behind The Geek (*creative liberties taken for the benefit of the reading audience)
The Easter Bunny, who is still bitter at Roger Rabbit for stealing Jessica away from him, has been hopping around with his goodies basket for decades. EB, who once was accused of racism for promoting white chocolate in the 1970's, thinks both his rabbit's feet are lucky--because they're still attached to his legs. However, the Easter Bunny is concerned about the future of easter egg delivery. To keep from falling behind the times, he is looking at using vertical marketing, online Easter shopping carts, and mass emails to promote Easter next year.
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