Festerius Real Name:  Michael Age:  11001 Resides:  Houston, Texas Occupation:  Tech Support / Customer Service

Favorite website(s):
somethingawful.com, portalofevil.com, homestarrunner.com

Favorite book, movie, or TV show:
the Harry Potter books / Dawn of The Dead (1978&2004 versions) /  The Simpsons

Favorite game, application, or program of all time:
TrueSpace 6, PaintShopPro 8.

What are you playing and working on right now:
A bunch of 3-D stuff, webpages, some crappy flash cartoons.

What is your current screensaver, background, or wallpaper:
Blank : Screen Saver ; Crab Nebula : Wallpaper.

What's so special about your computer (room):
Duel monitor (1@CRTx17+1@TVx25) & Case: 4(red LED case fans) + 1 (Blue Processor Fan) @ Full Black Aluminum Tower.

How many computers do you have:
2,  computers (Have given too many away to friends and family to mention)
1st = This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it +2G(PC2700 DDR) + 230GB (180GBx7200RPM + 20GBx7200RPM + 30GBx7200RPM) RADEON9550 (256MB DDR), 2nd = This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it +512MB+80GBx7200

What was your first computer:
Commodore 64

Geekiest moment of your life:
In highschool I was picked to lead the designing of websites for my school district (1997).
 
When did you first realize you were a geek:
When my parents told me so.

Have you ever said anything geeky that someone else did not understand:
Everything I ever say...

What is the funniest/most bizarre computer/Internet/geeky experience you have ever had:
When people I never met told me the liked my website... (Portalofpork.com ((Dead website now)) ).

What is your favourite quote:
"BLARG!!!"

If you were a computer program, you would be: why:
Windows 3.11 > Because I'm a cubist...

What are you doing when you're not at your computer(s):
Um... In transit between my home computers and work computers?

You have a time machine that can only be used once. If you use it you will not come back. What date would you set it to, and what ONE thing would you take with you (not a computer):
September 26th, 1979 @ 8:15 AM.  I would take an bigscreen OLED TV so I could watch TV in style as a kid...