 Pluto has actually found a nude pic of Britney Spears!
Real Name: Aron
Age: Old enough to know better
Resides: Coquitlam, British Columbia
Occupation: Retail Manager, Father
Favourite Website: Blues News
Favourite Game: Quake 2 Capture The Flag
Current Screensaver/Wallpaper: Two smurfs doin' it.
Geekiest Moment: Forcing a diskette into his 3 1/2" drive, and realizing there was already another disk in there.
Favourite Quote: "I've always got time for Tim Horton's!"
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The Truth Behind The Geek (*creative liberties taken for the benefit of the reading audience)
Pluto first realized he was a geek at the age of nine, when he dressed up on
Hallowe'en in a Pac-Man costume. He further realized his true geekiness twenty years
later when he wore the same costume out trick-or-treating. But he swore
that would be the last year he went out mooching for free candy, and now just raids
his kid's Hallowe'en bucket for Snickers bars, Tootsie Rolls, and that weird candy corn that always breaks your teeth.
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