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Geek Of The Day: Scotty2Hotty

Nickname: Scotty2Hotty

Real Name: Scott
Age: Pushing 40
Resides: Coquitlam, British Columbia

Occupation: Honest Trade Worker

Favourite Website: Bob The Builder

Favourite Game Of All Time: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

What Are You Working On Right Now: I'm still trying to figure out how to destroy that annoying animated Microsoft paper clip.

Current Wallpaper/Screensaver: My wallpaper is actually a special bitmap made out of mirrored pixels that can actually reflect my own image.

What's So Special About Your Computer Room: That my wife actually allows me to use it.

How Many Computers Do You Have: One. Unless you count my daughter's Learning Laptop.

Geekiest Moment: I was invited to a LAN party, and I brought beer, thinking it was a "real" party. When I got there, everyone else was drinking Jolt and Mountain Dew, and they were all staring at me.

When Did You First Realize You Were A Geek: After I did my first Windows reinstall without calling for help.

If I Was A Program I'd Be: A hockey pool spreadsheet.

Favourite Quote: "Pass me another beer."

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The Truth Behind The Geek (*creative liberties taken for the benefit of the reading audience)

Scotty, who was always told by his mother that "only cons and pedophiles use the Internet", has always wished someone would invent a wireless extension cord. When Scotty first played Doom, he thought that the game was too easy, before someone pointed out that he was only watching the savegame demo.

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