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Sp@m L0Rd
Real Name: William Zungu
Age: 52
Resides: Zimbabwe, Africa
Occupation: Son of former wealthy president murdered by oppressive government
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Favourite websites:
www.hotmail.com
Favourite application, game, or program of all time:
Email Harvester
What are you playing and working on right now:
I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking for genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred into without knowledge of my government who are tactically freezing our family’s wealth and the South African government seems to be playing along. I am faced with the dilemma of investing the money here since both countries have almost the same history. More so, the South African Foreign Exchange
does not allow such investments as I am seeking for asylum.
What is your current screensaver, background, or wallpaper:
It is a beautfiul picture of my home village during a time of peace, when children would play, and at a time before the government froze the assets and wealth of my family.
What's so special about your computer room:
As I am fearful for my life, I cannot provide any descriptions of my own location. When you come to my country, I will provide you the necessary information.
How many computers do you have:
My assets were seized during the revolt, and my only method of communication is through a dial-up connection at a local magistrate's office.
Geekiest moment of your life:
When my father introduced a New Land Act that wholly affected the rich white farmers and some blacks vehemently condemned the “modus operadi” adopted by the government. This resulted to rampart killings and mob action by the war veterans and thugs.
When did you first realize you were a geek:
Just before my father’s death, when he took me to Johannesburg, South Africa to deposit the sum of US$30.0000.00 (THIRTY MILION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) with a security and finance company.
If I was a program I'd be:
A PayPal account in a secure Western nation.
What is your favourite quote:
"Urgent Assistance Required."
(*creative liberties may have been taken for the benefit of the reading audience)
William, who is seeking asylum, is a businessman with a huge burden. William would like to extend a warm welcome to interested parties to visit him in his war-torn nation to discuss possible business opportunities. If you are trusted and reliable, William would like to contact you.
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