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The upcoming new holds much hope and promise, and like everyone else, geeks have their own goals to meet . When it comes down to it, aren't that much different than regular, ordinary people. Right? Geek New Year's Resolution List 1. Promise to install Linux on: Portable DVD player; Timex Ironman watch; Talking Santa; House arrest ankle bracelet2. Learn to identify all O'Reilly books just by animal on cover 3. Remember Pi to at least 12 more decimal points 4. Finish writing thesis on Silly String theory 5. Establish skin re-pigmentation process using mild solar radiation exposures (ie. get out more) 6. Market own brand of open source Cola with triple-caffeine 7. Start another rally outside Paramount about reviving Star Trek franchises--this time without the massacre of ten thousand baby tribbles 8. Master control of three "World of Warcraft" characters simultaneously 9. Buy every copy of The Butterfly Effect 2 from Blockbuster Video and place in time capsule for me to find when I'm older 10. Appeal restraining orders from Geri Ryan, Jolene Blalock, and, um, Nichelle Nichols |
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1. Promise to install Linux on: Portable DVD player; Timex Ironman watch; Talking Santa; House arrest ankle bracelet
