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Don Cherry Expected To Be Out Six Weeks With Sprained Thumb Grapes Damages Digit During Exhibition Game TORONTO-- Legendary hockey icon and celebrity broadcaster Don Cherry has been placed on the injured...
Vatican Cardinals Prepared To Withdraw Services Cardinals Threaten Vatican Strike VATICAN CITY-- The College of Cardinals (The Sacred College of the Holy Roman Church), is preparing to...
iPhoneys Disturbing My Coffee Time When did Apple iPhone Users Become Buddies? I like to think of my coffee time as my quiet time, a contemplative...
No Medals For Canada At 2008 Beijing Olympic Games But Everyone Gets A Purple Ribbon! IN MY ARMCHAIR-- I've been following the Olympic games in Beijing (on television, not actually...
My Obsession With Death I'm Always Pondering About Death INSIDE MY SKULL-- Maybe I'm being morbid, but I think about Death all the time. From...
Girl Germs Plague School Playground Pre-teen Plague Threat Attributed To The Fairer Sex ON THE SCHOOLGROUNDS-- I knew the playground was a dangerous place to venture...
Beer Nuts Bring The Buzz Beer Nuts Will Get You Plantered Beer nuts are a marvelous food. High in protein, loaded with fat, and potent with...

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Clumsy Crooks Call them careless criminals or foolish felons, but don't call them boring â€“ at least not at the Clumsy Crooks Web site. The site showcases the misadventures of the criminal elementâ€™s dimmer half and gathers the most outrageous examples of unlawful activity gone awry.
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Robber Caught After Putting Down Gun A Tampa man suspected of armed robbery apparently forgot that the key to a successful armed robbery is hanging on to the gun.
Woman Calls Police After Hubby 82, Takes Viagra An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.
Man Accused Of Assaulting Girlfriend With Hot Sweet Potato Pie Martin County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a man who threw hot sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face on Thanksgiving because he didn't like the food, according to a Sheriff's Office report.
Man Accused Of Tossing Christmas Tree At His Dad Authorities say a west Florida man who lives with his parents has been arrested on a felony assault charge after he used a Christmas tree as a weapon to attack his father.
Man Arrested For Lighting Grill In Apartment Police arrested a 44-year-old man who lit a small charcoal grill inside his apartment, endangering his neighbors.
Pluto Chases Young Boy At Disney Looks like someone is going to be out a job!
Man Jmps Into Cab Of Moving Pickup To Stop Theft A man who saw his pickup truck being stolen jumped into the bed of the moving vehicle, kicked out the back window and crawled into the cab to stop the thief.
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DERF Magazine - Tiger Woods bails out General Motors ...Tiger will also purchase GM's fleet of 5 private jets. This will allow Woods and his wife Elin to have his and hers private jets. He will also use one of the jets as a backup for his current private jet. Another jet will be reserved for GM executives to meet Tiger when they need his signature on expense reports, etc. One jet will go to Tiger's long-time caddy, Steve Williams, who will use it to transport Tiger's equipment from hole to hole during PGA events. The fifth jet will be used for parts to maintain the other jets. All of the jets will be equipped with GM's proprietary OnStar system which can used to find a nearby golf pro shop to or unlock any of the jets if the keys are inadvertently locked inside.
Sports Pickle - Eli Manning Accidentally Shoots Himself with a Water Gun at Chuck E. Cheese The New York Giants have been able to overcome a myriad of distractions this season, thanks in no small part to the steady hand of quarterback Eli Manning. But it is now Manning himself who has provided the latest distraction after accidentally shooting himself in the thigh last night at a Manhattan nightspot.
Underneath Politics - O'Reilly Slams Secular-Progressive Message in Beach Boys Classic Bill O'Reilly, conservative host of the "O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News, recently lashed out against the 1964 Beach Boys Classic, "Fun, Fun, Fun," for promoting an anti-authority message.
Perplexing Times - Piccadilly Museum of Transportation Worth the Free Admission Butte Montana has a solid handful of things going for it. Not the least of which is that an easy majority of the buildings in town are built out of brick, which is odd all by itself, though odder still, you won’t find a brick museum.
CAP News - Fiscal Crisis Forcing More Americans To Barter A CAP News survey found that 1 in 16.5 Americans is hoarding supplies with the hope of using those items to barter with the other 15.5 people.
Dailyfortnight - Deities Reach Out to Undecided Agnostics in Tight Celestial Election In an attempt to secure the popular vote at the bi-millennial celestial election, deities of all major religious faiths have been attempting to court the vote of Agnostics who may still be undecided...
The World's Voice of Reason - UK: Britain's Bankers Now Biggest Bonkers in Europe, And Other Tabloid News Britain's biggest bankers have now so little to do they bonk each other all day until it's time to go home.
NewsBiscuit - New sporting records set in National Leaf-Blowing Championships 'wind then scattered leaves again'
The Satirical Political Report - Another Bush Faux Pas: Holiday Cards Sent to Muslims Contain Dreidels Wonder if he also buys cat food for dog Barney.

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